Well I've gone and done it.
I've gone and messed up a knitting project soooo badly there's nothing for it but to rip the entire thing out.
So see this?:
This is a lace stocking from a lovely fiber called Suri Alpaca and it's the second of two I made and I knit it with at least one needle size SMALLER than the first one.
So the thing to learn this Farmday Friday is really; check the first sock before you move on to the next and for heaven's sake TAKE NOTES!